I have been trying to sort out in my heart and mind what am I doing wrong to end up on the short end of the stick when it comes to relationships. Yes, I am the one that always ends them, but it's only after I'm emotionally drained from accompanying to one's needs. And no, I cannot change my ways, I think a dude that is worth something should have a female that gives him her all because he's amazing. But I have now realized the dudes that I've given my heart to aren't worth it. I know I have a lot of growing up to do. But it seems as if the dudes that I fuck with have some type of immaturity juice flowing in their veins and they just can't get over themselves. But if you like me, lol, this is odd. But if you ever would like a chance with me, whether now or in the near future, you must abide by these standards. I feel dumb doing this broadcasting what I want but hey, I'm not gonna find my dude just sitting in my bed watching Arthur all day...
1) Chivalry is a must.
I don't know why females just accept that chivalry is dead. Chivalry is NOT dead. It's rare though, as rare as raw beef. Sheesh. I don't like that. I've met, perhaps, one guy that I didn't even date that I was truly impressed by. He was like a knight in Nikes...just amazing with holding doors and mannerisms and all that good stuff. Just swept me. I am a freaky lady, a crazy lady, a thick lady, a whatever lady you want to use... fill in the blank _____. But in the end, I'm still a lady. And you should treat me accordingly. I'm not asking for you to cater, just do what a man's gotta do. I don't care how different the times are, I wanna have what my grandmother had with my granpa. I wanna have what my mother searches for. I don't want movie muscular long flowing hair beautiful skin tone big ding dong along clean fingernails gorgeous eyes plumpy lips! It's unreal. But I do. want you. to be nice. That's all. Shit!
2) Money.
I'm not a gold digger. But I feel as if I'm your girlfriend. And we go to the mall. And I see a cute shirt. You should consider buying it for me. Not that you have to. And ninety percent of the time if you offer me something, I will say no. But I think it's just a great gesture to show you care, because I damn sure don't give anybody money that I don't fuck with. Also, you don't have to have stacks upon stacks of cash. You don't have to stunt for me. All I need is someone who got restaurant money, movie money, and/or cab fare money just in case. Maybe hookah money. That's all. I got my own sweetheart. Your money doesn't make me cum.
3) Car.
I'm not that pressed if a dude has a car or not. Seriously. We live in DC. The metro and bus takes us anywhere. Plus you would be able to pay more attention to me if we were on the train as opposed to you driving. And I don't trust a lot of people's driving so...Yea. And it's saving gas money. I think train rides are romantic. I mean you need a car eventually, but I wouldn't be like omg I'm tired of walking. Or anything I won't yell. One of the sweetest moments I had was when me and my beau was freezing in each other's arms waiting for the bus. It was so adorable. Not at the time cuz it was just plain ol dreadful. But the memory is sweet because we just kissed the cold away and just tried to keep each other warm. So sweet!
4) I love You.
I don't ever want to hear those words again. Seriously. Tell me and we're over.
5) Fashion.
All I ask is that you look presentable when you're with me. You don't need to follow the latest trends and be all Oogly Googly Rich Looking..you're probably not. That's that stunting. Just be yourself but look nice. Cuz my style is crazy and I don't want to be doing me and you not doing you. That's awkward.
6) Education.
If you cannot spell. If you cannot speak grammatically correct when the time is appropriate. If you cannot hold an intelligent conversation with me. LEAVE.ME.THE.HELL.ALONE.
7) Personality.
If you're a goofy asshole, act like a goofy asshole. Don't be shy. If you're blunt, be blunt with me. You nasty, be nasty with me at the appropriate time. Show your true colors so I won't be surprised later on when they just creep up on me and I'm like wdf! Nothing makes me happier than a dude who keeps it a hunnit.
8) Game.
Spit it on the ground somewhere. Not to me.
9)Maturity.
If I have to explain what it means to be mature, than you probably aren't.
10)Sex.
I only fuck the worthy. I know all tricks, games, gags, whatever. I've been through it all before. My best friends are dudes. My godfam is mostly dudes. And I've had too many dudes. If you only in it for sex, I suggest you call a roller. Cuz I'm not in it for you to win it. Sike. In order to get to know my pussy, I got to know who the fuck you are. It doesn't come easy. It's not about playing the game right, it's not playing it all. That's how you win. And that's why you dudes lose.
11) Attractiveness.
I got a thing for tall, skinny boys. Calling all tall skinny boys lmao. Liteskinnneedddd. My world will revolve around you lmao. No really though, it's a preference but it's not a must. I'm just more attracted to it.
Ok. THE END and good luck.
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